The first two things anyone should learn to do are listen and apologize.
I should be writing a 10 page essay. Instead I’m writing a concept for a TV show that I’d totally write/watch. SUCK IT, CONSCIENCE!
Fuck everyone. I’m stressed out and need at least 3 or 4 drinks in me.
I promise you that you aren’t as important as whatever your grudges are keeping you from.
…the thought of you renders fondness in me, even though you don’t touch my genitals.