Best part about being without room mates for the night: watching porn without headphones.
Worst part about being without room mates for the night: Noise complaint from the police.
When I grow up I want to be Dale Gribble
Anything given to me for free
The occasional bowl of Kix
I’m feeling like someone told the punchline to my joke.
It’s hard to be a good person and a good professional at the same time….
I don’t feel like I’m in college…. I feel like I’m on my own.
College past-time: Getting drunk at midnight and doing several days worth of homework, chores, and cooking.